What kind of peyos are you?

Do you curl them only for special occasions?
Do you often caress them?
Do you put them nicely on your pillow like a soft toy?
Do you spray them every morning?
Why do you let them grow up so long to look like a rasta?
Hasidic women don't really play with their husband's peyos. They are used to seeing them since they are born.
The peyos are immodest, their shape is actually phallic.
The ones who let me touch them, i braided them. They looked like girlies and i was laughing a lot.
They laughed too when i showed them their face in the mirror.
Afterwards, they undid to curl them before getting back home.
I never met one with very long peyos to ask him if it meant something. One Hasidic told me that these ones were meshuga.
Sometimes, i wore a black hat and i have peyos too. The Hasidic babies liked that but they didn't have the right to touch them. :-)