Hasidic cars

The game i play with myself is to guess which car is a Hasidic babies car.
Most of the time, i win!
The H cars 'wear' modest painting: black, grey or beige, sometimes a sort of fantasy with a navy blue color.
Big car for the dozen of kids or less is very often driven by the husband with his floating peyos when he brakes.
The car is the goy expression of their feelings and emotions: they listen to non Jewish music, change their clothes before hanging out with the shiksa, smoke weed, text, email… The essential accessory is the black plastic bag hiding colored tee-shirt, kippah, tzitzit… They carry it or leave it in the car.
The car is messy with the baby car seats, the toys, the black coat and white shirt hung at the handle and it's worse for the single ones.
Some of them encourage their wife not to learn how to drive, they are the master of this property. They are the driver of their shopping desires and in compensation, they spend a lot of time in it, driving to their shiksa meetings.
They feel comfortable and secure thinking they can't be seen by the community.
The car is the nest for a garçonnière, where their sexual hormones are free and explosive. Watch out! ;-)