'Half' i replied.
'Which half?'
'Father.'
That was enough for them to catch my interest if i want to become a Lubaba.
I was totally out of space because they spoke a language i never heard: Dogish.
What is it? A succession of holy words: noun + verb + direct object + indirect object + adverbial phrase of time + adverbial phrase of place…
Do you want to play?
Dog daven believers to worship him better in 5774 in a shul… Bad? Yes i know.
Or we can play like Cadavres Exquis, using only holy words. Do you know this game? Not yet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exquisite_corpse
It's a very funny game. You don't need to be drunk to laugh your tuchas off.
And a song by Serge Gainsbourg (French/Russian Jewish singer i already talked about him in a previous post):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0z28ad8wt8
Some lyrics that you can google translate. The translation won't be right, but it doesn't matter because Google Translate might be a good Exquisite Corpse. A very sexual song, you will have sparkling eyes!
Si l'on jouait au jeu du cadavre exquis,
Histoire de nous passer un peu notre ennui,
Tu écris un mot n'importe quoi,
Et moi j'en inscris un autre après toi.
La petite mouche à merde,
A mis les bouchées doubles,
Y a des coups de pieds qui se perdent
Dans les roubles.
Et oui c'est ça le jeu du cadavre exquis,
Nous allons y jouer toute la nuit.
Emmanuelle aime les caresses,
Buccales et manuelles,
Remue un peu tes fesses me dit-elle.
Mais moi je préfère au jeu du cadavre exquis,
Que de t'enfiler toute la nuit.
L'humour noir vient d'Afrique,
Exemple Amin Didi je bande magnétique pour lui…
Anyway…
I could not repeat what this young man told me as a sort of propaganda to follow them in the Chabad holy temple. :-)
He gave me a 'business' card.
This Rebbe was supposed to be the Messiah but he died and the Messiah is supposed to be immortal.
Ver veys…
So what is the point? This man has many jobs: master, King Moshiach, teacher, rebbe, leader and prophet. And he has time to call me. And apparently he is back, he is on his way but shhh…
Then the Seven Universal Laws:
-1: I thought there was one Dog. Do the Christians… believe in another creator? I have never been attracted to this religion and their Jesus who was a real marketing product. And he did a good job.
-2: no comment
-3: only human life? And the animals, the nature…?
-4: some examples about the disrespect of adultery, incest? The word 'homosexuality' caught my attention when i started to read the flyer. My question is: 'Who created homosexuality?'. My reply: 'Mother Nature'. Who created Mother Nature? Dog? What's wrong with homosexuality? All this hypocrisy in religions and in the world is annoying.
Let people sleep with who they want. How many gays in Vatican? Wake up guys we are in 5774 or 21rst century.
-5: ok
-6: like the 3? Do not murder animals? Not yet. Leave the animals alone and let them be gay too… Mother Nature sends signs all the time. Remember the tsunami in Thailand? Animals were the first one to leave one day before. Listen to them a little more and you will learn a lot. Just an advice!
-7: when the Justice will be fair at 100%, call me…
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